In India we reached the year 2008 a few hours back, and I thought I'd take some time here to let those of you lagging behind in on what to expect from the future.
robot car wash revolts.
jet packs AND flying cars.
ill-tempered mutants with prehensile spit.
snortable Tang.
carbonated grapes.
orange flavored watermelons AND watermelon flavored oranges.
talking dogs with monkey brains.
sharp poisonous radioactive fire.
undersea cities.
no money.
nuclear powered segways.
and it's dark. I haven't seen the sun all year.
update: I've seen the sun now.
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Is there a product that will remove the orange stains from my nose?
Highly anticipated Baby-boomer die-off begins
Human gill implants created by underskirt fetishists
First contact with alien civilization
They want to sell us a re-fi deal on our planetary mortgage and sell us penis and breast growth cream
Cream actually works
Humans can no longer move properly due to massive genitals and breasts
Humanity dies off
Aliens get Earth from default of planetary mortgage
Food will come in tube and pill form
really? i've been snorting Tang for years.
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